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No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It’s a little bit of magic. That’s amazing. Why do we do that? That’s pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I’m picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies. Don’t we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You’re reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don’t know, but I’m loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It’s a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there!

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Feb 22, 2017

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Jan 05, 2017

This dog is supposed to be an attack dog. His name is max and I fed him ham once and now he is my best pal. He is a good boy.

This dog is supposed to be an attack dog. His name is max and I fed him ham once and now he is my best pal. He is a good boy.

This dog is supposed to be an attack dog. His name is max and I fed him ham once and now he is my best pal. He is a good boy.

This dog is supposed to be an attack dog. His name is max and I fed him ham once and now he is my best pal. He is a good boy.

This dog is supposed to be an attack dog. His name is max and I fed him ham once and now he is my best pal. He is a good boy.

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Jan 04, 2017

sell weed, everyone high. sell union, everyone cry

Jan 04, 2017

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we are all strange weed

Aug 09, 2016

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Aug 09, 2016

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Aug 09, 2016

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Aug 09, 2016

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Aug 09, 2016

i found out i can eat again today and all i could think about was a nice baked potato 1 AM was a perfect time to make a baked potato 2 am posts food baked potato messenger

May 15, 2016

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May 14, 2016

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May 14, 2016

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May 14, 2016

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May 14, 2016

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May 14, 2016

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